Feminine Gorilla Hat

Yet another unfortunately large hat, this one was supposed to be Fern Glade from the winter Knitty. I was making it with a specific person in mind, but since she's not a lady gorilla, I'm at a loss for what to do with the stupid thing. I was suspicious when I thought it might be big enough with many rounds to go, and quite sure of my error when I couldn't find a serving platter large enough to block it on. I might add a drawstring and call it a bag.