Bourgeoisie Cross Stitch

It physically pained me to embroider a happy polka dotted kitty cat on this baby blanket.  I would have rather given it themes such "avenging dalek", "Timmy the trilobite survives predation", or try out some oil industry play on words with a derrick shooting out babies ("baby oil").  But I realize not everybody shares my sense of humor, so happy polka dotted kitty cat it is.