Showing posts with label amigurumi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label amigurumi. Show all posts

Sunday, June 14, 2009

Knitted Microfossil #1

I know, I know, what the heck took me so long? I've started out with a bisaccate palynomorph at the suggestion of palygirl on Ravelry. I modeled this one after Abies pollen but, in general, most conifers take this form. The two spongiform bladders make for a lightweight grain that is easily dispersed by wind.

Edited to add: The free pattern is now available for download at Ravelry.com.
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Sunday, April 5, 2009

Delta Force: Caliche Nodule


Not every member of the delta force works with animals... perhaps they thought they were immune. Not bloody likely. This friendly little soil carbonate nodule is waiting to be crushed and analyzed. Wearing the latest in specimen collection bag chic, he has been working out feverishly to rid himself of those pesky clumpy isotopes. Wouldn't want Katie to find detectable levels... cheeky monkey.

Tuesday, September 23, 2008

Mystery Bunny

A multiple choice question for the new quarter...
Why does this bunny lack face?

1.) She has shamed her family by not triumphing over her rivals in a hip-hop krump-off.
2.) It is wearing her dress backwards, do you have a face on the back of your head?
3.) This bunny is part of a new charity program "Bunnies for the Amish" and their toys cannot have faces for religious reasons.
4.) My apartment is so messy I can't find my embroidery floss.

Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Pigeon Parts

I don't have any finished items to post so here's a pigeon I'm working on. The recipient isn't old enough yet to surf the net unassisted, so I think the secret is safe. She's the child of a former grad student who gained infamy for drooling over pigeon porn during his lunch breaks.

(When I say pigeon porn, please be aware I mean innocent pictures of pigeons doing G rated pigeon things like standing, scratching the ground, and whatever else pigeons do. Yeah, I know the first time I heard about this habit I was a tad mortified by the stretch of my imagination before the phenomenon was clearly explained. The dude just likes pigeons.)

Thursday, March 20, 2008

Last Funky Bunny

Seriously, this is the last one. It's the third one I've made and I am starting to think they might be conspiring against me. If I build and disperse this evil army of deceptively cute rabbits, can't they bide the time quietly sharpening their always growing fangs, waiting for the perfect moment to rise up and take back these hippie polluted woods? How am I to traverse campus calmly, knowing that at any hour, day or night, they may lie in wait to destroy their maker. Last funky bunny. Ever.

Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Mr. Funky's Bunny

An Easter-time pal for my grandma, pattern from Mr. Funky Super Crochet Wonderful.

Thursday, October 11, 2007

Canary in the Carbon 13 Mine

We all need an office mate to tell us when things get too heavy.
(Get it? heavy? carbon 13? Yeah, I miss Bob too.)

NOTE: Actual office contains no windows.

Thursday, September 20, 2007

Keelbaalakua

I felt compelled to add my crocheted two cents to my brother's latest mystery. He came out of his apartment one day to find these two perfectly parallel slices of bread laying in front of his door. He didn't (and still doesn't) know who or where they came from, what they mean, or anything. He reasoned that their placement had to have been intentional given the strict geometrical constraints of their position, not from animals or feral babies roaming the neighborhood at night. (Yes, the latter was considered at length before we concluded they would lack the requisite finely developed motor skills for such exacting yet inscrutable actions.) There has since been at least one subsequent "loafing" incident traced back to a group of clever co-workers. They were not; however, clever enough to evade detection, delivering a different variety of bread and in quantities far exceeding the original incursion. (plus there was the admission of guilt...) Very odd indeed. Anyway, my slice should reach him via snail mail soon.

Tuesday, September 11, 2007

Cutest Little Owl?

The pattern was indeed titled the "Cutest Little Owl".

However, something clearly went awry in my execution, for the result is neither cute nor owl. Yarn choice (substitution), eyes of an inappropriate scale, or some intangible quality and skill in workmanship.... I don't know! But geeze!
This thing looks like ET's albino half-cousin. I quit before finishing the beak. Oh well, I guess I should stick to doilies.